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And why writing other’s stories about things like cloth diaper addiction might be the most fun I’ve had in a long time…

I work from home, so I’ve got some time on my hands. This site is primarily set up out of boredom and in hopes of creating a new hobby for myself. And maybe something to give back to my friends once their kids are all grown. Yes, even the part about the cloth diaper addiction.

I’ve got my job and that’s about it. Oh, and way too many friends that have kids – but we’ll come back to that.

I’ve heard about ‘blogging’ for well over a decade now. At this point in my life, I wondered for a long time if a blog of any kind would be a good idea… I mean, who wants to read about the life of someone that works from home and doesn’t even have a cat. Allergies are a real life sucker…

My job is a good one. I’ve had some real demanding bosses in the past, but the company I’m with now is almost fun to be a part of. It’s just… I work from home in solitude. If I manage to look up from the computer it’s because one of my friends has sent me another cute kid picture, or maybe the not so cute thing they did that day.

Bobby marked on the floor with permanent marker today….

Susie brought me this ‘adorable’ finger painting….. but most of the paint ended up on Sparky, the dog.

It’s official, we’ve become cloth diaper addicts. Look at the newest one I found on eBay!

We found out we’re pregnant with our 3rd!

It’s almost an every day occurrence. I’m not. even. kidding.

Now, please don’t misunderstand me. I love my friends and their kids are all pretty cute. I’m simply setting the stage for the purpose behind this blog.

I went over for dinner the other night and was in the middle of hearing another one of the cute kids stories, when the idea for a blog hit me. My friends have me to tell their kids’ funny stories to. And they always joke about writing them down, but they never do… They don’t have time for that – They’re too busy¬†living the stories.

I realized mid-way through Charlie not putting the lid back on the gecko’s habitat story that I should be the one writing down and compiling some of these stories.

I mean, people write kids books all the time. So, what’s better than having a blog with actual kids’ stories. The funny things they do and say.. and how the parents thought and reacted along the way.

I hope for it to be a sort of memoir for my friends some day. Something I can give them in return for all the family dinners I’ve crashed. One that doesn’t involve the producing of an actual kid to schedule another play date with. I’m rather content with just being the little squirts’ cool auntie.

And for all of you out there that work from home like me, maybe a few of these light-hearted stories can make your day seem, well, a little less boring. They certainly add a little chuckle to my day.

It may just also remind you that the next time you see a mom at the grocery store pushing a stroller with twin toddlers while pulling a shopping cart (yea, stop for a second and visualize that one…) not to be an impatient putz about it. That mom is a superstar. You should ask if you can help push the cart!

Now let me reassure you… none of the names used in the blog will be the children or parents’ actual names, for privacy reasons. However, all my friends are on board with the idea. So, let’s see how long I can keep this up.

To begin I may start with the ‘adorable’ finger painting incident that left Sparky, the white dog, a little more shade of rainbow….

Or, the one with the cloth diaper addiction. I had to look up if that was even a thing. Hah, it totally is! There’s even a FB group out there with 22,000+ followers. And how much do you think 1 cloth diaper can cost? Wait for it…. as much as $40 from Amazon. Yep, I’m not even kidding. My friends are investing hundreds into their kids diaper wardrobe…. Hah! I think I’ll start with that one. It’s too much of a mind-boggler not too….

Good day to all!